Gripping evil by the throat

Posted: October 8, 2013 in Uncategorized

For those of you who’ve dreamed of crushing non-crushable items with your bare hands, or never letting go of the joystick of your experimental jet fighter craft, there is a way to make this dream a reality.

These gloves can help you reduce the fatigue normally associated with gripping things for a large period of time, allowing you more time to focus on important things, like getting cats out of trees or helping old women across the street.

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